pickleviper - Motifake.com user http://www.motifake.com/atom.php motifake.com http://www.motifake.com/ admin@motifake.com 2017-09-23T23:02:10-04:00 Desolate Soul - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:178859 2015-09-04T12:15:46-04:00 2015-09-04T12:15:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=178859"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1509/desolate-soul-despair-tempts-into-oblivioni-dip-toe-the-blac-demotivational-posters-1441383346.jpg"></a><br> Life and Stuff - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:178858 2015-09-04T12:02:11-04:00 2015-09-04T12:02:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=178858"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1509/life-and-stuff-youve-come-long-looong-wayprobably-the-wrong-demotivational-posters-1441382531.jpg"></a><br> Such Indecision - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:178857 2015-09-04T11:44:30-04:00 2015-09-04T11:44:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=178857"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1509/such-indecision-am-truly-alive-just-not-dead-yet-scales-doub-demotivational-posters-1441381470.jpg"></a><br> DEPRESSION - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:174953 2014-09-04T07:41:44-04:00 2014-09-04T07:41:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=174953"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1409/depression-i-came-out-the-other-sidebut-aint-smellin-roses-s-demotivational-posters-1409830904.jpg"></a><br> CONSIDER... - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:170451 2013-12-24T05:31:35-05:00 2013-12-24T05:31:35-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=170451"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1312/consider-what-your-purpose-your-meaning-worthyour-place-the-demotivational-posters-1387881095.jpg"></a><br> ...... - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:170013 2013-11-26T07:41:59-05:00 2013-11-26T07:41:59-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=170013"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1311/the-happiness-others-offends-me-offended-smiles-joy-pain-demotivational-posters-1385469719.jpg"></a><br> ITS ALL GOOD - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:168050 2013-08-22T12:01:45-04:00 2013-08-22T12:01:45-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=168050"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1308/its-all-good-actually-im-lying-none-good-nothingkill-me-not-demotivational-posters-1377187305.jpg"></a><br> GOODBYE - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:165483 2013-05-02T18:25:30-04:00 2013-05-02T18:25:30-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=165483"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1305/goodbye-you-leaving-like-quitting-cigarettesi-miss-you-but-i-demotivational-posters-1367533530.jpg"></a><br> I sniffed a rose and thought of you. - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:165477 2013-05-02T09:04:59-04:00 2013-05-02T09:04:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=165477"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1305/sniffed-rose-and-thought-you-turns-out-im-allergic-flowers-t-demotivational-posters-1367499899.jpg"></a><br> LOVE IS A BLACK HOLE - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:165476 2013-05-02T08:42:52-04:00 2013-05-02T08:42:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=165476"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1305/love-black-hole-you-cannot-see-it-escape-itbut-no-one-can-to-demotivational-posters-1367498572.jpg"></a><br> BED - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164553 2013-03-23T05:42:45-04:00 2013-03-23T05:42:45-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164553"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/bed-speaking-from-experience-about-beds-demotivational-posters-1364031675.jpg"></a><br>Weekday morning when you have to get up for work the most<br>cosy comfortable and wonderful place in the known universe.<br>Weekend morning when the day is your own meh. DIVERSITY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164532 2013-03-22T08:39:43-04:00 2013-03-22T08:39:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164532"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/diversity-diversity-nepal-boring-world-demotivational-posters-1363955915.jpg"></a><br>The world would be boring if we all looked the same<br>Not if we all looked like these guys. WHEN WERE GONE - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164530 2013-03-22T06:42:11-04:00 2013-03-22T06:42:11-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164530"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/when-were-gone-nuclear-apocalypse-happy-fun-times-demotivational-posters-1363948883.jpg"></a><br>they say all thatll be left is cockroaches.<br>Figures.<br>I knew my motherinlaw could wriggle her way out of anything. DESTINY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164529 2013-03-22T06:28:14-04:00 2013-03-22T06:28:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164529"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/destiny-destiny-compass-map-signpost-life-demotivational-posters-1363948065.jpg"></a><br>is not signposted nor is it shown on any maps<br>but we all are supposed to find it<br>Personally I gave up looking years ago. WE ARE TOLD - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164527 2013-03-22T06:19:39-04:00 2013-03-22T06:19:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164527"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/are-told-originality-demotivational-posters-1363947537.jpg"></a><br>to strive for it but are often<br>derided for being different.<br>Sometimes its best to just not bother at all. MY GIRLFRIEND - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164526 2013-03-22T06:12:24-04:00 2013-03-22T06:12:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164526"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/girlfriend-wolf-girlfriend-dinner-demotivational-posters-1363947118.jpg"></a><br>says shes hungry like the wolf.<br>Thatll be raw deer carcass for<br>dinner again tonight then. LOBSTERS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164525 2013-03-22T06:01:41-04:00 2013-03-22T06:01:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164525"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/lobsters-sorry-about-the-terrible-pun-demotivational-posters-1363946468.jpg"></a><br>really dont want to be boiled alive and eaten...<br>But theyre just being shellfish. ETERNITY - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164521 2013-03-21T21:32:42-04:00 2013-03-21T21:32:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164521"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/eternity-hearts-the-sand-demotivational-posters-1363915941.jpg"></a><br>It seems like love can never end.<br>But one day the tide will come in. A CAR - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164520 2013-03-21T21:27:52-04:00 2013-03-21T21:27:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164520"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/car-car-soul-mustang-demotivational-posters-1363915657.jpg"></a><br>is just a machine. It has no soul.<br>But then neither do I so I cant really judge. YOU PUT DOWN ROOTS - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164519 2013-03-21T21:25:06-04:00 2013-03-21T21:25:06-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164519"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/you-put-down-roots-tree-roots-life-demotivational-posters-1363915490.jpg"></a><br>But a little wind a little rain...<br>Timber. MY HEART SOUL - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164518 2013-03-21T21:17:07-04:00 2013-03-21T21:17:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164518"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/heart-soul-heart-soul-demotivational-posters-1363915018.jpg"></a><br>I long to give them both to you.<br>But one is choked with cholesterol.<br>And I cant find the other. WISE MAN SAY... - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164517 2013-03-21T21:03:17-04:00 2013-03-21T21:03:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164517"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/wise-man-say-fashion-chinese-guy-soup-demotivational-posters-1363914162.jpg"></a><br>that with a curtain pole fruit basket<br>and bowl of soup youll be this seasons<br>fashionable man about town. COME INTO MY LAIR - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164516 2013-03-21T20:48:54-04:00 2013-03-21T20:48:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164516"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/come-into-lair-spider-web-jackpot-cobweb-lair-demotivational-posters-1363913291.jpg"></a><br>When you walk into a spiders web do you think<br>the spider just for a fraction of a second thinks<br>Oh my God JACKPOT MY LIFE - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164515 2013-03-21T20:42:47-04:00 2013-03-21T20:42:47-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164515"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/life-hate-life-demotivational-posters-1363912947.jpg"></a><br>It isnt really that bad at all.<br>But I still hate it. HELLO THERE - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:164345 2013-03-14T06:31:15-04:00 2013-03-14T06:31:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=164345"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1303/hello-there-long-live-the-king-demotivational-posters-1363257051.jpg"></a><br>I died in August 1977. Im still dead. Im<br>not coming back. I dont live on the moon.<br>Thank you very much. REALITY - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:162611 2013-01-10T06:19:07-05:00 2013-01-10T06:19:07-05:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=162611"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1301/reality-marriage-wedding-reality-demotivational-posters-1357816680.jpg"></a><br>When did you meet your wife<br>The day after our wedding. MY ONLY REGRET... - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:160063 2012-10-20T10:38:56-04:00 2012-10-20T10:38:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=160063"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1210/only-regret-old-man-life-regret-demotivational-posters-1350743767.jpg"></a><br>...is everything that has ever happened to me in my entire life.<br>No big whoop. LIFE IS AND . - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:160062 2012-10-20T08:44:25-04:00 2012-10-20T08:44:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=160062"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1210/life-and-life-motifake-competition-poster-demotivational-posters-1350736990.jpg"></a><br>BUT DO OR EVEN MATTER<br>Complete this Motifake poster. Winner<br>receives a crapton of absolute zero. I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CRY - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:160061 2012-10-20T08:23:52-04:00 2012-10-20T08:23:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=160061"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1210/love-when-you-cry-crying-woman-tears-demotivational-posters-1350735770.jpg"></a><br>Your tears are like glistening jewels. The disappointment<br>you feel is my nourishment. Your despair is all that drives me.<br>Happy anniversary darling. HAPPINESS - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:159803 2012-10-10T17:50:57-04:00 2012-10-10T17:50:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=159803"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1210/happiness-happy-sad-1987-demotivational-posters-1349905832.jpg"></a><br>Yes yes I remember that....<br>1987 I think it was. IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:158847 2012-09-09T07:20:31-04:00 2012-09-09T07:20:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=158847"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1209/you-have-something-say-damn-hippies-demotivational-posters-1347189432.jpg"></a><br>then make yourself heard.<br>Just not too loudly.<br>It displeases me. WE GO THROUGH LIFE - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157381 2012-07-26T07:41:20-04:00 2012-07-26T07:41:20-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157381"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/through-life-life-death-bliss-ignorance-demotivational-posters-1343302823.jpg"></a><br>knowing we will die but not the place or time.<br>I know I will be dead within three months.<br>Ignorance indeed is bliss. A STING IN THE TAIL - Rating: 3.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157377 2012-07-26T04:15:08-04:00 2012-07-26T04:15:08-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157377"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/sting-the-tail-wasp-curry-sting-demotivational-posters-1343290461.jpg"></a><br>No not this wasp.<br>Me after curry night. MAN MY HEAD - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157376 2012-07-26T04:12:38-04:00 2012-07-26T04:12:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157376"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/man-head-trip-schnapps-rabies-chimp-demotivational-posters-1343290329.jpg"></a><br>M0rd3kaI finally returns from his jungle trip with<br>all the banana schnapps he can carry<br>and a virulent strain of rabies. THEY SEE ME ROLLIN - Rating: 3.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157373 2012-07-26T03:58:59-04:00 2012-07-26T03:58:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157373"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/they-see-rollin-fat-guy-scooter-rolling-laughing-demotivational-posters-1343289512.jpg"></a><br>They be laughin cos I just fell off my<br>scooter and rolled down a damn hill. TAGS - Rating: 3.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157133 2012-07-18T19:28:03-04:00 2012-07-18T19:28:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157133"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/tags-tags-sometimes-slip-through-demotivational-posters-1342654056.jpg"></a><br>As unwelcome as a brain tumour...<br>...and often as difficult to spot. THE OLD ONES - Rating: 3.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157126 2012-07-18T14:39:31-04:00 2012-07-18T14:39:31-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157126"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/the-old-ones-old-man-incontinent-demotivational-posters-1342636752.jpg"></a><br>arent always the best ones...<br>But they are the ones most likely to smell of urine. SPINY - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157125 2012-07-18T14:33:00-04:00 2012-07-18T14:33:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157125"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/spiny-cactus-spines-desert-sorted-demotivational-posters-1342636367.jpg"></a><br>rough unwelcoming and hostile.<br>Matches my personality perfectly.<br>Sorted. Im coming back as a cactus. MISCOMMUNICATION - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157117 2012-07-18T08:16:28-04:00 2012-07-18T08:16:28-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157117"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/miscommunication-eton-food-lad-school-demotivational-posters-1342613761.jpg"></a><br>What a trip. Just got back from visiting my lad at his posh boarding school.<br>Eton<br>Yes I stopped for a sandwich on the way back. THE ROAD - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157095 2012-07-17T12:47:33-04:00 2012-07-17T12:47:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157095"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/the-road-road-life-walking-demotivational-posters-1342543622.jpg"></a><br>When youre young it stretches for ever.<br>Middleaged you start counting your steps.<br>At the end youve forgotten where you were even going... HUNGRY - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157093 2012-07-17T12:18:25-04:00 2012-07-17T12:18:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157093"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/hungry-nom-demotivational-posters-1342541884.jpg"></a><br><br>Come Pedro eat up. Youre wasting away boy. ALL I KNOW IS PAIN - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:157091 2012-07-17T06:43:48-04:00 2012-07-17T06:43:48-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=157091"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/all-know-pain-pain-anguish-why-demotivational-posters-1342521785.jpg"></a><br>woe bitterness angst and suffering.<br>All I really wish to know is the reason why. HARD HATS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:156983 2012-07-14T08:13:06-04:00 2012-07-14T08:13:06-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=156983"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/hard-hats-hardhats-construction-worker-demotivational-posters-1342267952.jpg"></a><br>When your shattered carcass is buried beneath<br>tonnes of rubble at least your hair<br>will still look perfect. I SEARCHED MY SOUL - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:156696 2012-07-05T05:22:25-04:00 2012-07-05T05:22:25-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=156696"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1207/i-searched-my-soul-despair-suicide-45-library-book-demotivational-posters-1341480116.jpg"></a><br>for reasons to live any excuse to stop me taking my .45<br>and kissing oblivion. I could think of only one...<br>I really should take that library book back first. AMBITION - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:156521 2012-06-30T05:09:09-04:00 2012-06-30T05:09:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=156521"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/ambition-job-fired-honest-demotivational-posters-1341047323.jpg"></a><br>He asked me where I saw myself in two years.<br>I said Running this company instead of you.<br>Hows firing me gonna help with that BROKEN - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:156467 2012-06-29T08:03:21-04:00 2012-06-29T08:03:21-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=156467"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/broken-broken-misery-demotivational-posters-1340971386.jpg"></a><br>Minds made up tomorrows my last day on this Earth.<br>Got no drive no joy. No future. Aint even got anyone to say goodbye to.<br>Hell I may as well be off right now. MISTAKES HAPPEN - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:156441 2012-06-28T17:36:39-04:00 2012-06-28T17:36:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=156441"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/mistakes-happen-mistakes-parents-demotivational-posters-1340919385.jpg"></a><br>Just ask your parents.<br>Go on. WHEN I WAS A LAD... - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:156390 2012-06-27T18:28:42-04:00 2012-06-27T18:28:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=156390"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/when-i-was-a-lad-old-man-incontinence-demotivational-posters-1340836104.jpg"></a><br><br>Im sure I used to pee myself less. EMPTY DILAPIDATED A HUSK - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:156389 2012-06-27T18:18:44-04:00 2012-06-27T18:18:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=156389"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/empty-dilapidated-a-husk-house-soul-empty-husk-demotivational-posters-1340835490.jpg"></a><br><br>But enough about my soul...<br>Reckon I should buy this house TOMORROW... - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155560 2012-06-08T20:55:58-04:00 2012-06-08T20:55:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155560"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/tomorrow-death-ashes-funeral-demotivational-posters-1339203316.jpg"></a><br>I say goodbye to all you were.<br>I will be left with ashes and memories.<br>One will be cast to the winds. Ill keep your ashes though. IF THE WORLDS A STAGE - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155196 2012-06-01T19:26:09-04:00 2012-06-01T19:26:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155196"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1206/if-the-worlds-a-stage-world-stage-actors-audience-demotivational-posters-1338593134.jpg"></a><br>then we are the actors God is the director<br>angels are the stage hands the Devils the critic....<br>But who is the audience STILL HEROES - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155132 2012-05-31T19:53:10-04:00 2012-05-31T19:53:10-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155132"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/still-heroes-vietnam-vets-heroes-demotivational-posters-1338508370.jpg"></a><br>Just because you want to forget a war...<br>doesnt mean you should forget the warriors. THE JOYS OF NATURE - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155110 2012-05-31T11:45:39-04:00 2012-05-31T11:45:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155110"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/the-joys-of-nature-nature-exercise-bear-death-omg-demotivational-posters-1338479019.jpg"></a><br>Fresh air. Exercise. Imminent death.<br>Makes one feel alive.<br>Briefly. SINKHOLES - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155100 2012-05-31T07:42:05-04:00 2012-05-31T07:42:05-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155100"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/sinkholes-sinkhole-house-sweet-dreams-demotivational-posters-1338464493.jpg"></a><br>Hey just think. This could happen to your house tonight.<br>Sweet dreams everyone. ITS OK - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155097 2012-05-31T07:32:18-04:00 2012-05-31T07:32:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155097"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/its-ok-fire-goldfish-demotivational-posters-1338463896.jpg"></a><br>Everyone got out safely.<br>Apart from the goldfish...<br>Noone ever thinks to save the goldfish. SHOTGUN DIPLOMACY - Rating: 5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155096 2012-05-31T07:25:38-04:00 2012-05-31T07:25:38-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155096"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/shotgun-diplomacy-shotgun-diplomacy-fail-lost-demotivational-posters-1338463474.jpg"></a><br>If words finally fail...<br>We will all have lost. IS THIS TEAR... - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155095 2012-05-31T07:13:06-04:00 2012-05-31T07:13:06-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155095"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/is-this-tear-soldier-tear-demotivational-posters-1338462672.jpg"></a><br>for a friend a brother or a stranger Who knows<br>Thousands more will be shed though by other<br>brave men. That is for certain. HIT ROCK BOTTOM - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155094 2012-05-31T07:07:13-04:00 2012-05-31T07:07:13-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155094"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/hit-rock-bottom-rock-bottom-demotivational-posters-1338462416.jpg"></a><br>Well better grab a pickaxe.<br>Youve still got a way to go yet. BRIGHT LIGHTS - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155090 2012-05-31T06:53:26-04:00 2012-05-31T06:53:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155090"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/bright-lights-britney-dream-slap-face-demotivational-posters-1338461590.jpg"></a><br>When youve lived the dream...<br>waking up can be a real slap in the face. WONDERFUL WORLD HUH - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155089 2012-05-31T06:49:35-04:00 2012-05-31T06:49:35-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155089"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/wonderful-world-huh-sad-bad-luck-demotivational-posters-1338461326.jpg"></a><br>Job lost money gone wife left house repossessed.<br>Would say it couldnt get no worse.<br>But I see the doc for my results in the morning. YOU GOTTA LICENCE FOR THAT - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155064 2012-05-30T19:10:46-04:00 2012-05-30T19:10:46-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155064"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/you-gotta-licence-for-that-german-super-gun-overkill-demotivational-posters-1338419401.jpg"></a><br><br>For some people the word overkill<br>has no negative connotations. BE CAREFUL - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155048 2012-05-30T05:54:14-04:00 2012-05-30T05:54:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155048"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/be-careful-careful-jaws-brody-looking-demotivational-posters-1338371630.jpg"></a><br><br>You may find what youre looking for. SHE SAID - Rating: 3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155026 2012-05-29T17:50:22-04:00 2012-05-29T17:50:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155026"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/she-said-angry-girlfriend-demotivational-posters-1338328162.jpg"></a><br>I never listened to her that I didnt understand her<br>that I made her feel worthless an empty shell...<br>See I do listen sometimes. WAKE UP - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:155011 2012-05-29T17:01:34-04:00 2012-05-29T17:01:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=155011"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/wake-up-morning-sun-wakey-wakey-demotivational-posters-1338325261.jpg"></a><br>Its a new day. Excitement awaits. Life is sweet.<br>Unless your day sucks... In which case<br>CHEER UP Tomorrow is a new day. I LOVE COMPUTERS - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154996 2012-05-29T10:45:09-04:00 2012-05-29T10:45:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154996"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/i-love-computers-computers-hate-love-smash-demotivational-posters-1338302686.jpg"></a><br>Except when they freeze. And crash. And lose data. And get<br>a virus. And not run programs. And lose internet connection...<br>I hate computers. REJECTED - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154993 2012-05-29T07:02:22-04:00 2012-05-29T07:02:22-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154993"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/rejected-dirty-pig-rejected-demotivational-posters-1338289313.jpg"></a><br>By friends by family by life and by hope.<br>And all this because Im allergic to soap. SILVER PLANE PRETTY NAME - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154992 2012-05-29T05:19:39-04:00 2012-05-29T05:19:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154992"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/silver-plane-pretty-name-enola-gay-bomb-ww2-judge-demotivational-posters-1338283142.jpg"></a><br>Left behind death fire and pain.<br>But before you judge point finger in blame<br>Ask What would I have done ..... I bet no answer came. IF I SHOULD DIE BEFORE I WAKE... - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154971 2012-05-28T20:03:07-04:00 2012-05-28T20:03:07-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154971"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/if-i-should-die-before-i-wake-sleeping-asleep-die-bed-demotivational-posters-1338249731.jpg"></a><br><br>Just roll me out of bed and call the undertaker in the morning. BROTHERS IN ARMS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154959 2012-05-28T17:40:03-04:00 2012-05-28T17:40:03-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154959"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/brothers-in-arms-war-hell-soldiers-brothers-always-demotivational-posters-1338241165.jpg"></a><br>Id carry you through the flames of hell my flesh burned to the bone<br>Through places where the demons dwell youll never be alone.<br>We are brothers now and always. AS SLOWLY DAWNS ANOTHER DAY - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154954 2012-05-28T14:40:26-04:00 2012-05-28T14:40:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154954"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/as-slowly-dawns-another-day-same-different-day-king-demotivational-posters-1338230400.jpg"></a><br>Eyelids flutter dreams melt away.<br>And what is left ahead of me<br>Just another case of S.S.D.D. APOLOGIES - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154953 2012-05-28T14:22:44-04:00 2012-05-28T14:22:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154953"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/apologies-nixon-sorry-watergate-apologies-demotivational-posters-1338229346.jpg"></a><br><br>The sad truth is most of us only<br>feel sorry once weve been caught. QUESTIONS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154947 2012-05-28T11:27:57-04:00 2012-05-28T11:27:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154947"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/questions-destiny-questions-demotivational-posters-1338218839.jpg"></a><br>We all ask Who am I Why am I here Is there a higher purpose<br>Im not impatient but...<br>Shouldnt I have some of the answers by now ALIEN ABDUCTION - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154934 2012-05-28T07:18:49-04:00 2012-05-28T07:18:49-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154934"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/alien-abduction-ufo-alien-abduction-lies-drunk-demotivational-posters-1338203898.jpg"></a><br><br>For when I got hammered on moonshine and passed out<br>just isnt a goodenough excuse. YOU FEEL - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154905 2012-05-27T15:57:17-04:00 2012-05-27T15:57:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154905"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/you-feel-everest-mountain-heaven-hell-demotivational-posters-1338148620.jpg"></a><br>closest to Heaven when you climb a mountain.<br>And closest to Hell as you fall back down. 5UBLIMINAL ME55AGE5 - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154841 2012-05-26T18:25:26-04:00 2012-05-26T18:25:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154841"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/5ubliminal-me55age5-subliminal-messages-vote-demotivational-posters-1338071072.jpg"></a><br>DOE5 THI5 PO5TER MAKE YOU WANT<br>TO VOTE A CERTAIN WAY FRIEND5 IF A SINGLE TEAR - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154837 2012-05-26T14:17:53-04:00 2012-05-26T14:17:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154837"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/if-a-single-tear-tear-die-ashes-demotivational-posters-1338056239.jpg"></a><br>is shed when I die<br>Itll just be my ashes in somebodys eye. THE LAST TIME - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154827 2012-05-26T10:31:34-04:00 2012-05-26T10:31:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154827"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/the-last-time-ugly-hook-pierced-demotivational-posters-1338042622.jpg"></a><br>I saw a face as ugly as that it had a hook in it.<br>Oh that WAS you Sorry. PRETTY GIRL BUT... - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154824 2012-05-26T09:50:40-04:00 2012-05-26T09:50:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154824"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/pretty-girl-but-pretty-girl-pretty-cut-demotivational-posters-1338040213.jpg"></a><br>Youre gonna want to cut me.<br>Right FOLLOW ME - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154823 2012-05-26T09:35:36-04:00 2012-05-26T09:35:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154823"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/follow-me-follow-sheep-twitter-demotivational-posters-1338039329.jpg"></a><br>ON TWITTER.<br>Then wonder why you bothered. TIME - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154822 2012-05-26T09:20:32-04:00 2012-05-26T09:20:32-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154822"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/time-time-wounds-healing-doctor-demotivational-posters-1338038416.jpg"></a><br>HEALS ALL WOUNDS.<br>Results may vary. If symptoms persist consult your doctor. MILITARY INTELLIGENCE - Rating: 3.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154821 2012-05-26T08:51:12-04:00 2012-05-26T08:51:12-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154821"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/military-intelligence-moron-oxymoron-demotivational-posters-1338036660.jpg"></a><br>Putting the moron in oxymoron. ENDURANCE EATING - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154820 2012-05-26T08:37:50-04:00 2012-05-26T08:37:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154820"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/endurance-eating-eating-gross-athlete-demotivational-posters-1338035860.jpg"></a><br>This is meant to be a sport Well got any gym shoes<br>you want me to sign Im a proper darn athlete. HEALTH SAFETY - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154819 2012-05-26T08:21:26-04:00 2012-05-26T08:21:26-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154819"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/health-safety-stars-health-safety-demotivational-posters-1338034878.jpg"></a><br>When reaching for the stars always<br>use a sturdy stepladder. CHESS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154818 2012-05-26T08:16:29-04:00 2012-05-26T08:16:29-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154818"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/chess-chess-game-sound-demotivational-posters-1338034578.jpg"></a><br>If you start making your own sound effects<br>its probably not the game for you. FAME - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154817 2012-05-26T08:13:05-04:00 2012-05-26T08:13:05-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154817"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/fame-fame-kardashians-useless-demotivational-posters-1338034345.jpg"></a><br>ALL WANT IT. SOME HAVE IT.<br>MOST DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH IT. FANS - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154816 2012-05-26T08:11:14-04:00 2012-05-26T08:11:14-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154816"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/fans-fans-demotivational-posters-1338034210.jpg"></a><br>I only have one fan. But it has two speeds<br>and it oscillates. Colour me satisfied. DARK ALLEYS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154815 2012-05-26T08:07:56-04:00 2012-05-26T08:07:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154815"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/dark-alleys-alley-noir-run-demotivational-posters-1338034066.jpg"></a><br>If youre not in a film noir dont go dow...<br>RUN RUN HES RIGHT BEHIND YOU RUUUUUUUN.... MINECRAFT - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154814 2012-05-26T07:48:44-04:00 2012-05-26T07:48:44-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154814"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/minecraft-minecraft-work-tools-garden-demotivational-posters-1338032907.jpg"></a><br>Youve played for 300 hours. Time<br>to put that experience to good use. PRIDE - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154813 2012-05-26T07:35:36-04:00 2012-05-26T07:35:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154813"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/pride-pride-fall-bandaid-demotivational-posters-1338032126.jpg"></a><br>COMES BEFORE A FALL.<br>THE BANDAID COMES AFTERWARDS. DOOMED RELATIONSHIP - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154811 2012-05-26T07:10:42-04:00 2012-05-26T07:10:42-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154811"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/doomed-relationship-love-sould-snowman-melt-demotivational-posters-1338030631.jpg"></a><br>You build a life together give your very soul. Knowing all<br>you have together will soon melt away. ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154810 2012-05-26T07:04:50-04:00 2012-05-26T07:04:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154810"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/all-men-are-created-equal-poor-shanty-refuse-equal-demotivational-posters-1338030262.jpg"></a><br>Oh yeah<br>Try telling them that. YOU BROKE MY HEART - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154809 2012-05-26T07:02:34-04:00 2012-05-26T07:02:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154809"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/you-broke-my-heart-broken-heart-glue-mustard-demotivational-posters-1338030103.jpg"></a><br>Suggesting afterwards that I try using<br>superglue just doesnt cut the mustard. A BEER - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154808 2012-05-26T06:53:18-04:00 2012-05-26T06:53:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154808"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/a-beer-beer-glass-reward-demotivational-posters-1338029587.jpg"></a><br>Your sole reward for a day of<br>hard labour helping a friend. DILLON MINIGUN - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154807 2012-05-26T06:49:36-04:00 2012-05-26T06:49:36-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154807"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/dillon-minigun-dillon-minigun-demotivational-posters-1338029346.jpg"></a><br>For when it positively definitely has<br>to be dead five minutes ago. HAIRPIECE - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154806 2012-05-26T06:43:52-04:00 2012-05-26T06:43:52-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154806"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/hairpiece-wig-toupee-price-tag-demotivational-posters-1338028993.jpg"></a><br>You can lie to yourself but the rest of<br>the world can see you left the price tag on. MIRROR MIRROR - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154805 2012-05-26T06:40:40-04:00 2012-05-26T06:40:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154805"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/mirror-mirror-mirror-ugly-demotivational-posters-1338028813.jpg"></a><br>on the wall... If I was really that ugly...<br>Youd crack right SPACE INVADERS - Rating: 3.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154804 2012-05-26T06:30:58-04:00 2012-05-26T06:30:58-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154804"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/space-invaders-space-invaders-aliens-demotivational-posters-1338028240.jpg"></a><br>You know if they do come for us one day...<br>I just dont really feel that threatened. BUNNIES - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154803 2012-05-26T06:28:15-04:00 2012-05-26T06:28:15-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154803"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/bunnies-bunny-pet-yummy-cute-demotivational-posters-1338028072.jpg"></a><br>A cute adorable pet AND a delicious alternative to<br>chicken Mummy I want one of those WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154792 2012-05-25T21:04:18-04:00 2012-05-25T21:04:18-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154792"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/when-life-gives-you-lemons-lemons-lemons-more-lemons-life-demotivational-posters-1337994251.jpg"></a><br>JUST ASK FOR A DAMN REFUND. THATLL DO PIG - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154791 2012-05-25T21:02:29-04:00 2012-05-25T21:02:29-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154791"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/thatll-do-pig-hogzilla-pig-bacon-bacon-bacon-demotivational-posters-1337994138.jpg"></a><br>BRINGING HOME THE BACON.<br>MUCH MUCH BACON. DERP. - Rating: 3.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154789 2012-05-25T20:46:35-04:00 2012-05-25T20:46:35-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154789"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/derp-donkey-derp-accident-gravity-demotivational-posters-1337993187.jpg"></a><br>Words fail me as gravity failed that poor donkey. DEATH - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154786 2012-05-25T20:18:54-04:00 2012-05-25T20:18:54-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154786"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/death-death-taxes-gravestone-demotivational-posters-1337991330.jpg"></a><br>Cannot be reasoned with nor explained nor escaped.<br>We can only face it with dignity<br>And be strong when the day comes. SLOTH IS A DEADLY SIN. - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154785 2012-05-25T20:06:41-04:00 2012-05-25T20:06:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154785"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/sloth-is-a-deadly-sin-sloth-deadly-sin-hell-demotivational-posters-1337990785.jpg"></a><br>So this poor little guys going straight to Hell<br>Awwwww... THWARTED - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154783 2012-05-25T19:55:19-04:00 2012-05-25T19:55:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154783"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/thwarted-rubik-s-cube-puzzle-thwarted-fail-demotivational-posters-1337990099.jpg"></a><br>By a piece of cheap plastic. Am I really from<br>the same species as Einstein Tesla and Newton SCORPIONS - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154780 2012-05-25T19:35:19-04:00 2012-05-25T19:35:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154780"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/scorpions-scorpion-demon-arachnid-hellspawn-demotivational-posters-1337988909.jpg"></a><br>WHEN AN EVIL ARACHNID DEMON AND A CLAWED VENOM<br>SPEWING HELLSPAWN LOVE EACH OTHER VERY MUCH... HERE WE SEE - Rating: 3.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154779 2012-05-25T19:24:53-04:00 2012-05-25T19:24:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154779"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/here-we-see-crash-car-ferrari-demotivational-posters-1337988280.jpg"></a><br>A Ferrari in its natural habitat. Smashed<br>at the side of the road the owner<br>longfled before the emergency services arrive. D.N.A. - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154778 2012-05-25T19:08:35-04:00 2012-05-25T19:08:35-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154778"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/dna-dna-blame-great-demotivational-posters-1337987306.jpg"></a><br>Great. Something I can blame for<br>being a complete hopeless screwup. WELL... - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154776 2012-05-25T18:59:56-04:00 2012-05-25T18:59:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154776"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/well-idiot-lions-prey-demotivational-posters-1337986779.jpg"></a><br>HE TASTES OK I GUESS.<br>YOU CIRCLE AROUND AND TAKE HIM OFFGUARD.. UGLY YES. DEADLY YES. - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154774 2012-05-25T18:50:02-04:00 2012-05-25T18:50:02-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154774"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/ugly-yes-deadly-yes-fish-ugly-demotivational-posters-1337986172.jpg"></a><br>But enough about the motherinlaw<br>check out this awesome viperfish. I WANT TO BELIEVE TOO - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154770 2012-05-25T18:10:53-04:00 2012-05-25T18:10:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154770"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/i-want-to-believe-too-u-f-o-saucer-believe-logic-aliens-demotivational-posters-1337983842.jpg"></a><br>BUT THIS DARN THING CALLED LOGIC<br>KEEPS GETTING IN THE WAY. WHAT - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154769 2012-05-25T17:58:32-04:00 2012-05-25T17:58:32-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154769"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/what-chimp-ape-insult-what-demotivational-posters-1337983094.jpg"></a><br>YOU SAY WERE RELATED TO HUMANS<br>THATS INSULTING THIS IS. STRAY LEGO BRICK - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154768 2012-05-25T17:36:57-04:00 2012-05-25T17:36:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154768"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/stray-lego-brick-lego-brick-pain-agony-soul-demotivational-posters-1337981796.jpg"></a><br>You need only step upon one once for<br>the agony to stain your soul forever. HIS DREAMS LIE STREWN - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154765 2012-05-25T17:28:09-04:00 2012-05-25T17:28:09-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154765"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/his-dreams-lie-strewn-homeless-dreams-demotivational-posters-1337981229.jpg"></a><br>like broken glass which we would avoid<br>as readily as we do his pleas. SUDOKU - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154757 2012-05-25T16:17:23-04:00 2012-05-25T16:17:23-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154757"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/sudoku-sudoku-bored-life-demotivational-posters-1337977036.jpg"></a><br>For when youre bored of life and<br>are pretty much just waiting for the end. HAVING NO LIFE - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154752 2012-05-25T15:15:43-04:00 2012-05-25T15:15:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154752"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/having-no-life-life-videogames-geek-demotivational-posters-1337973337.jpg"></a><br>Is better than a life<br>without videogames. AWWW... HOW CUTE - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154750 2012-05-25T15:07:43-04:00 2012-05-25T15:07:43-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154750"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/awww-how-cute-bear-face-cute-not-demotivational-posters-1337972850.jpg"></a><br>Yeah keep thinking that as<br>it happily digests your face WHEN IM GONE... - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154749 2012-05-25T14:59:24-04:00 2012-05-25T14:59:24-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154749"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/when-im-gone-gone-alone-shadow-demotivational-posters-1337972348.jpg"></a><br>Will anyone walk in deep loneliness<br>missing the sight of my shadow beside their own DANCE - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154746 2012-05-25T14:44:33-04:00 2012-05-25T14:44:33-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154746"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/dance-dance-alone-tears-corner-disco-demotivational-posters-1337971465.jpg"></a><br>like nobody is watching. Unless someone is. In which case sit in<br>the corner alone and go home in tears. THE LAKE - Rating: 4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154744 2012-05-25T14:35:53-04:00 2012-05-25T14:35:53-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154744"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/the-lake-hillbilly-lake-shotgun-banjo-doom-demotivational-posters-1337970921.jpg"></a><br>is down that there empty trail. Ya hear a<br>banjo playin ya gone too far. NIGHTMARES - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154743 2012-05-25T14:25:19-04:00 2012-05-25T14:25:19-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154743"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/nightmares-spider-nightmare-sorry-demotivational-posters-1337970313.jpg"></a><br>Dont read this poster if youre scared of spiders.<br>Oh sorry. MY SOUL IS BLEAK - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154742 2012-05-25T14:16:00-04:00 2012-05-25T14:16:00-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154742"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/my-soul-is-bleak-snow-soul-winter-bleak-harsg-demotivational-posters-1337969751.16"></a><br>like winter. Harsh. Cold. Unforgiving. Strangely beautiful...<br>But mostly bleak. NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154741 2012-05-25T14:09:34-04:00 2012-05-25T14:09:34-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154741"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/never-meet-your-heroes-charlie-brown-heroes-eek-demotivational-posters-1337969344.jpg"></a><br>In real life they could be a Lovecraftian abomination<br>that hungers for your very soul. PAYDAY - Rating: 4.6/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154740 2012-05-25T13:41:39-04:00 2012-05-25T13:41:39-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154740"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/payday-money-burning-payday-bills-snap-demotivational-posters-1337967690.jpg"></a><br>Parties. Clubs. Cinema. Alcohol. Ive got money to burn.<br>Oh snap Forgot my bills again. LIFES A WALK IN THE PARK - Rating: 4.3/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154737 2012-05-25T13:23:59-04:00 2012-05-25T13:23:59-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154737"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/lifes-a-walk-in-the-park-life-walk-park-rough-smooth-demotivational-posters-1337966620.jpg"></a><br>Fresh air. Nature. Relaxation. Harmony. Trash. Muggers. Dog mess...<br>Gotta take the rough with the smooth I guess. TROOOOOLLS - Rating: 4.9/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154736 2012-05-25T13:17:56-04:00 2012-05-25T13:17:56-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154736"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/trooooolls-trolls-voting-internet-stuff-demotivational-posters-1337966261.jpg"></a><br>These guys keep voting down stuff we<br>put on the internet Seriously SPACE - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154733 2012-05-25T12:44:40-04:00 2012-05-25T12:44:40-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154733"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/space-space-game-dots-demotivational-posters-1337964266.jpg"></a><br>THE HARDEST GAME OF JOINTHEDOTS EVER. SOMETIMES - Rating: 4.2/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154732 2012-05-25T12:21:50-04:00 2012-05-25T12:21:50-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154732"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/sometimes-fire-sometimes-man-burning-feel-demotivational-posters-1337962902.jpg"></a><br>we have to be told were on fire before we feel it burning. BEAUTIFUL - Rating: 4.1/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154731 2012-05-25T12:18:16-04:00 2012-05-25T12:18:16-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154731"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/beautiful-beauty-poison-deadly-ex-wife-octopus-demotivational-posters-1337962679.jpg"></a><br>Yet deadly and full of poison. Just like my exwife. BIGGER - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154730 2012-05-25T12:00:17-04:00 2012-05-25T12:00:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154730"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/bigger-bullets-big-ammunition-better-rounds-demotivational-posters-1337961593.jpg"></a><br>is not always better. Although it is usually a great deal more impressive. YOU THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD - Rating: 4.8/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154729 2012-05-25T11:54:12-04:00 2012-05-25T11:54:12-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154729"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/you-think-your-day-is-bad-explosion-fork-mushroom-microwave-demotivational-posters-1337961233.jpg"></a><br>I JUST LEFT A DARN FORK IN THE MICROWAVE. WE ALL WANT - Rating: 4.7/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154728 2012-05-25T11:49:17-04:00 2012-05-25T11:49:17-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154728"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/we-all-want-footprint-moon-want-world-leave-demotivational-posters-1337960950.jpg"></a><br>to leave our mark on the world. Or better yet another one. THE DESIRE - Rating: 4.5/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154727 2012-05-25T11:45:41-04:00 2012-05-25T11:45:41-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154727"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/the-desire-fish-desire-chance-salmon-home-demotivational-posters-1337960727.jpg"></a><br>to return home is strong indeed. Or maybe its just the chance to get some tail. ENJOY THE VIEW - Rating: 4.4/5 tag:motifake.com,2007-01-01:154721 2012-05-25T09:06:57-04:00 2012-05-25T09:06:57-04:00 <a href="http://www.motifake.com/index.php?start=154721"><img src="http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1205/enjoy-the-view-view-green-enjoy-nice-environment-demotivational-posters-1337951116.38[01]"></a><br>Pretty soon theyll put up a wind farm.